Once Upon a time, we were innocent. Then, we joined the Fire Service!

Once Upon a time, we were innocent. Then, we joined the Fire Service!

Monday, September 22, 2014

Awesome Quote of The Day!

...... Reporting From On Scene
Type of Incident:  Medical Assist

Older people, can take me by surprise at times.  For example, this older gentleman, who was being assisted by his in-home health care aid to get dressed so that he could be escorted from his small apartment to the waiting ambulance.  As we were standing in the hallway waiting for him to come out so we could escort him down a flight of stairs (stubborn gentleman wanted to walk himself out), his in-home health care aid pulled his underwear up a little too far... too fast:

"... Hey! Take it easy there Miss!  I'll have you know you just wrapped my jiblets around my tonsils!..."

"Jiblets" aka:  family jewels, testicles, guy sack, hanging pleasure, nuggets, etc...

She immediately apologized.  I had to turn and walk down the hall, trying hard to muster my laugh, only to end up getting the hiccups of all things.

That's my kind of Geezer. (Hey, I'm going to be one too someday.)  I wouldn't want them wrapped around my tonsils, either.

I love assisting older people (at times), they often crack me up.  One has to appreciate the oldies that speak their mind!

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      Firegeezer
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