Always Read The Fine Print

Reporting from On Scene

Captain:  LadderJockey!  Do you get paid to work or to cause me grief?

Me:  What does it say in my contract?

Captain: To work!

Me: I misread it then.

Under no circumstances do I recommend uttering the above words.  Hindsight is 20/20.

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