It was with great sadness, that on Christmas Eve, three Firefighters passed away and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first Firefighter fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "This represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second Firefighter reached into his pockets and pulled out a set of keys to the fire hall. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third Firefighter started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of woman's panties.
Saint Peter looked at the Firefighter with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize???"
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