Now You See Me... Now You Don't

... Reporting From Off Scene

Really?  A Russian inventor says that he has created an invisibility cloak.  I definitely want one!  Can you imagine how much fun this would be?  Think of all the mischief that I someone could do with this thing.  I mean, think of what great use this could be for our country's security, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

So far they report that you can't move around in it, you have to stand still, but that's OK. It will get better over time no doubt.  Be sure to get one early though, before the do gooders politicians outlaw them... which is probably what has happened already and we just don't know it.

Hopefully, one day, they will be eligible for free shipping on Amazon.

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    LadderJockey
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What a Windy Day!

... Reporting From Off Scene

Holy Moly!  Was it ever windy earlier today.  That blowing wind sure did get my attention at times.  How windy was it you ask?  It was so windy that:

• We saw a dog catch his own tail.
• We were able to turn off our indoor fans.
• I swear I saw birds flying backwards.
• Our District Chief didn't have to blow dry his hair.
• Our District Chief's hair actually looked good.
• SUV's were getting good gas mileage.
• Some young child walking down the sidewalk vanished, must have been pulled off to OZ.
• I could have rode my umbrella into work.
• It was raining garbage at times.
• I walked outside and was almost undressed from my waist up.
• The neighbours garden was watered with her pool.
• The chickens on the farms were plucked before they were slaughtered no doubt.

And now we are told, the weather forecast for tonight:  Dark.

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