Holy Moly! Was it ever windy earlier today. That blowing wind sure did get my attention at times. How windy was it you ask? It was so windy that:
- We saw a dog catch his own tail.
- We were able to turn off our indoor fans.
- I swear I saw birds flying backwards.
- Our District Chief didn't have to blow dry his hair.
- Our District Chief's hair actually looked good.
- SUV's were getting good gas mileage.
- Some young child walking down the sidewalk vanished, must have been pulled off to OZ.
- I could have rode my umbrella into work.
- It was raining garbage at times.
- I walked outside and was almost undressed from my waist up.
- The neighbours garden was watered with her pool.
- The chickens on the farms were plucked before they were slaughtered no doubt.
And now we are told, the weather forecast for tonight: Dark.
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