Incident Type: MVA
Don't drink twice the legal alcohol limit. If you are going to drink twice the legal alcohol limit, don't drive.
If you decide to drive after drinking twice the legal alcohol limit, don't keep doing it after your 2nd DUI ticket.
If you are on your 3rd DUI ticket for drinking twice the legal alcohol limit, it's probably easier to just pull over instead of slamming into several parked cars, destroying a peaceful neighbourhood at 2:20AM, and then trying to flee from the police before crashing into a tree.
It would make our day/morning much easier too! But we realize that this is not about us... it's about 'your' free complimentary ticket straight to lock up!
Seriously? What ever happened to good old-fashioned
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Firegeezer
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