Me: {wearing headphones, rocking out while sitting in the TV room at station.} "...C'ause you're hot when your cold. You're yes when you're no..."
FF Martin: "Dude! what the heck are you doing?"
Me: "What does it look like I am doing?"
FF Martin: It looks like you're listening to Katy Perry.
Me: "And....???"
LadderJockey: {mocking} "AND... Have you forgotten that you're not a 13-year-old girl?"
Me: "Do you have to be a 13-year old teenie-bopper to listen to Katy Perry?"
LadderJockey: "It's not that you're just listening to Katy Perry. You're sitting here bouncing your legs and bopping your head like you're in the middle of a grand mal epileptic seizure. And, you're lip synching! Do you have any idea how stupid you look? You're a grown man, for pete's sake. Where's the Rage Against the Machine and the Rush... or the Stones?"
Me: "That's stuffs on here too. It's actually my kids ipod. Plus, I like this song."
FF Martin: {long pause} "What did you just say?"
Me: "I like this song."
LadderJockey: {Stands up on chair, cups hands around mouth and begins to shout to the entire crew.} "Excuse me! Guys! I have an announcement to make. See this little bitch sitting right here? Yeah! Well, he's a grade-A, Defcon-5, please-keep-your-hands-and-feet-inside-the-train-at-all-times pussy! He listens to Katy Perry. Thought you all should know. That's all!"
Me: "Are you finished yet?"
LadderJockey: "Yup!"
Cpt. Driedger: "Not yet. One second. {Gets on chair and begins to shout} Oh Yeah! Attention men. He's also the one that broke wind in the cab the other day that sent you all scurrying for your air packs! {Gets down from chair} NOW... we're done!"
Me: "Good. Because Taylor Swift song is coming on next."
Seriously, they just couldn't cut me any slack!
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