Odd Fellows They Are

Reporting from On Scene
Incident:  Fire Hall Conversations


So, here I am sitting in my office, across from our day room where the crew have decided to take a break and grab some down time.  I am sitting at my desk thumbing through some reports when I hear:

(While reading a magazine) "Have you guys not noticed that taco cat spelled backwards is still taco cat?" (FF #1)
"I am not sure what to do with this info." (FF #2)
"And that dog food lid spelled backwards is dildo of god?" (FF #1)
"I don't know what to do with this info either!" (FF #2)

I went to the kitchen shortly after, and walking back to my office with a hot cup of tea, I hear from the men's washroom:

"Why the hell do you do that?" (FF #3)
"What?  Have you never seen a curling iron? This chest air isn't going to curl itself!" (FF #4)

Done my reports, I head to the day room to join the men, I sit down as they are in the midst of a conversation, which I am not sure how it started:

"It's not just bacon, it's a pig." (FF #1)
"It's not veal, it's a calf." (FF #2)
"It's not steak, it's a cow." (FF #1)
"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno." (FF #3)
"It's not a scene, it's a g*d damn arms race." (FF #1)
"It's not leviosAR, it's leviOsa!" (FF #2)
"Maybe it's Maybelline." (FF #4)

**Everyone looks at FF #4 with a WTF!!! look!**

"I am Sparta! Better?" (FF #4)

Needless to say, I guess these were just a few of those 'you had to be there' moments. I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

These men certainly do make the time go by quickly.

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        captain
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